sosa-parks:

Winter spelled backwards is cuffing season

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

hotdominicanmom:

eddielacy i hate you

Water is wet.
Lemons are sour.

fstw:

fffcuk:

nikeswooshes:

fffcuk:

also: link me to jennifer Lawrence’s nudes

WOW ok some feminist you are!! seeking out nude photos that were leaked without her consent!! choosing to consume a living breathing human like a sexual object with no voice or autonomy!! now I am actually unfollowing!!

ok

You say “ok” but they actually have a point like why are you looking for her nudes when you know they were released without her consent…

next gen

next gen

Is watermelon bad aside from the diabetes factor?

My greatest accomplishment today is eating 3/4 of a watermelon

Anonymous asked:
Who's your favorite wrestler?

nosdrinker:

CM punk for defending the gospel of straight edge

*combs hair with a fork*

that pasty white boy from the fault in our cigars is ugly as sin but also water is wet

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